A Complaint on WIFI (Critical Blog)
“Dear Wi-Fi, I Hope You Step on a Lego” By: Your favourite 15-year-old with better things to do Okay, so first of all —how is it 2025 and my Wi-Fi still moves like slug? I’m genuinely convinced that somewhere in the universe there’s a turtle laughing at my connection speed while running faster than MY WIFI. 🐢 Let’s talk about yesterday. I tried to watch one little YouTube video — you know, just a casual “Tricks to not fail in your exam” — and the screen got stuck for 3 whole minutes. I had time to blink aggressively, cry on my chair, check Instagram (which also didn’t load, thanks for nothing), and question my entire life purpose. Do you know how stressful it is to get cut off in a line like: “So if you wanna pass the test, the key is to—” To what? What is the key? Is it studying? Cheating? Crying in the bathroom between classes?! I may never know. And I’ll blame the Wi-Fi forever. Oh and don’t even get me started on online classes. I once tried to raise my ha...